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  2. my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!

    me: you mean it gets worse

    3 weeks ago  /  108,614 notes  /  Source: beyoncebeytwice

  3. “Who cares if it was racist, it was funny!”

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    (via l2adical)

    3 weeks ago  /  101,258 notes  /  Source: faineemae

  4. myt0xicvalentine:

    I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.

    (via donoteattheyellowsnow)

    3 weeks ago  /  101,523 notes  /  Source: myt0xicvalentine

  5. laughingstation:

tentaclesgrip:

faygo-for-gamzee:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

Are we going to ignore the fact that it’s wearing a watch?

It has to know what time to display on its face.

More FUNNY POST here!

    laughingstation:

    tentaclesgrip:

    faygo-for-gamzee:

    professorspork:

    getoutofmygarden:

    I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

    1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

    or

    2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

    SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

    Are we going to ignore the fact that it’s wearing a watch?

    It has to know what time to display on its face.

    More FUNNY POST here!

    (via thomaaasnugent)

    3 weeks ago  /  210,545 notes  /  Source: imgfave

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  7. kissykissybangbang:

    phoenixwrong:

    lora-does-things:

    So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

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    And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

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    “Drink” it…

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    And no more will come out.

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    So here’s my proposition…

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    YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

    YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

    woah that’s brilliant

    I can always find my people. Even on Tumblr.

    (via l2adical)

    3 weeks ago  /  96,817 notes  /  Source: lora-does-things

  8. the-yolocaust:

    clowis:

    the-yolocaust:

    i need like 40 more followers hell yeah

    what do you need them for

    were taking north korea by sundown

    (via frie-nds)

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  10. elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

    heartless:

    It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care

    did you mean: obama with republicans

    (via ashleythehatchling)

    3 weeks ago  /  79,768 notes  /  Source: heartless